Note Of Disclaimer: We advise you against ever using these
instructions. They are dangerous and the nuclear regulatory committee
would lock you away in jail forever. These instructions are for
amusement purposes only. Please do not try this at home
These directions are written in laymens terms without all of
that physics jargon that the educated eggheads use to make themselves
sound smarter than they are. But I know better because they still
believe we came from monkeys.
Materials Required
50 Pounds of lead
1 #10 stainless steel tube 10" in diameter and 36" long.
1 #10 stainless steel tube 7" inside diameter and 36"
long.
3 #10 stainless steel 6.99" diameter plates
2 #10 stainless steel 7" diameter plates
2 #10 stainless steel 10" diameter plates
2000 gallons of sea water or .00001 grams of weapons grade plutonium
20 grams of black gun powder
50 Pounds of Liquid Hydrogen
2 Stainless Steel pneumatic stem valves
1 Igniter Cap
1 Stainless Steel Hardened #3 Nail
1 Heavy duty spring with at least 50 pounds of recoil strength
Constructing The Housing
Weld one of the 10" plates to the bottom of the 10"
tube centered. Cut out a 2" x 2" slice of lead and place
in the bottom.
Weld one of the 7" plates to the bottom of the 7" tube
centered.
Now place the smaller inside of the larger one and center it
atop of the lead spacer. Secure this so they can not move.
Melt the lead and fill the gap between the two tubes.
Cut a hole inside of one 6.99" plate the size of your pneumatic
valve. Place the valve into the plate welding it securely in position.
Assembly Of The Nuclear Bomb
You are now ready to insert the plutonium into the core. Once
in place seal the core by welding the plate with the valve stem
at about half the length of the tube. Now inject into the core
25 psi of liquid Hydrogen through the valve.
Be sure all of the hydrogen has vaporized outside of the stem.
You are now ready to insert the second plate valve stem assembly.
Weld this in place at half the remaining distance of the tube.
Fill this stage with 50 psi of liquid hydrogen. Place in the gunpower
igniter assembly and seal the core with lead then weld on the
final metal plate.
How This Works
The igniter sets off an explosion of gun powder igniting the
liquid hydrogen in stage one. The presure opens the valve stem
of the core igniting the hydrogen in stage two that is already
promegated with plutonium radiation. This sets off a chain reaction
that explodes the housing and neighboring hydrogen atoms continuning
for a radius of 10,000 times the initial reaction. For a smaller
explosion do not use the plutonium and you will only have a
hydrogen bomb.
Extracting Pure Plutonium From Sea Water
You will need a boiler to evaporate all of the water. The remaining
saline solution will be rich in plutonium. Place all of the condensed
solution into a container with a foil focus into the core cavity.
You only need to place this in front of a standard Television
for 10 minutes forcing the putonium radiation into the core.
Building A Furnace
The furnace does not have to be very big are complicated. You
are only melting lead. It should be constructed of kiln fired
bricks. A stainless steel door will sufice to place in the lead
to be melted. You can use almost any stainless container for melting
the lead.
